feat: why not capcut page
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Maze Winther
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apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx
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apps/web/src/app/why-not-capcut/page.tsx
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import { Header } from "@/components/header";
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export default function WhyNotCapcut() {
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return (
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<div className="min-h-screen bg-background">
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<Header />
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<main className="relative mt-12">
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<div className="absolute inset-0 overflow-hidden pointer-events-none">
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<div className="absolute -top-40 -right-40 w-96 h-96 bg-gradient-to-br from-muted/20 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" />
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<div className="absolute top-1/2 -left-40 w-80 h-80 bg-gradient-to-tr from-muted/10 to-transparent rounded-full blur-3xl" />
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</div>
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<div className="relative container mx-auto px-4 py-16">
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<div className="max-w-6xl mx-auto">
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<div className="text-center mb-20">
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<h1 className="text-5xl md:text-6xl font-bold tracking-tight mb-6">
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Fuck CapCut
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</h1>
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<p className="text-xl text-muted-foreground mb-8 max-w-2xl mx-auto leading-relaxed">
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And it's fucking terrible.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div className="max-w-4xl mx-auto space-y-12">
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<div>
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<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
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Seriously, what the fuck else do you want?
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</h2>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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You probably use CapCut and think your video editing is
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special. You think your fucking TikTok with 47 transitions and
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12 different fonts is going to get you some viral fame. You
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think loading up every goddamn effect in their library makes
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your content better. Wrong, motherfucker. Let me describe what
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CapCut actually gives you:
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</p>
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<ul className="text-lg space-y-2 mb-6 list-disc list-inside">
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<li>A paywall every time you breathe</li>
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<li>Terms of service that steal your shit</li>
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<li>
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More "Get Pro" dialogs than a Windows 95 error message
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</li>
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<li>
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Features that disappear behind paywalls while you're fucking
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using them
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</li>
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<li>Bugs disguised as "premium features"</li>
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</ul>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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<strong>Well guess what, motherfucker:</strong>
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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You. Are. Getting. Scammed. Look at this shit. It's a fucking
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video editor. Why the fuck do you need to pay $20/month just
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to remove a goddamn watermark? You spent hours editing your
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video and they slap their logo on it like they fucking made
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it.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
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The "Get Pro" dialog is everywhere
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</h2>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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This motherfucking dialog pops up more than ads on a pirated
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movie site. Want to add a transition? Get Pro. Want to export
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without their watermark? Get Pro. Want to use more than 2
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fonts? Get fucking Pro, peasant.
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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Did you seriously think you could edit a video without seeing
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this dialog 47 times? You click one button and BAM - there it
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is again, asking for your credit card like a desperate ex
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asking for money.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
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Everything costs money now
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</h2>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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You dumbass. You thought CapCut was free, but no. Free means
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they let you open the app. Everything else costs money. Basic
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shake effect? That'll be $20/month. A decent transition that isn't
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"fade"? Pay up, motherfucker.
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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Here's my favorite piece of bullshit: You import an MP3 file -
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you know, AUDIO - and try to export. "Sorry, can't export
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because you're using our premium extract audio feature!"
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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<strong>
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My MP3 was already fucking audio, you absolute morons.
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</strong>
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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But wait, there's more! If you drag that same MP3 to their
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media panel first, then to the timeline, it magically works.
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This isn't a bug, it's a fucking scam disguised as software
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engineering.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
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Their Terms of Service are insane
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</h2>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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Look at this shit. You upload your content and they basically
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say "thanks for the free content, we own it now, but if Disney
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sues anyone, that's your problem."
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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<strong>CapCut's Terms of Service:</strong> We get full rights
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to use, modify, distribute, and monetize everything you upload
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- permanently and without paying you shit. But you're still
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responsible if anything goes wrong.
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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Translation: "We'll make money off your viral video, you
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handle the lawsuits." Brilliant legal strategy, you fucks.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
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The editor is actually good
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</h2>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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Here's the thing that makes me want to punch my monitor: the
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actual video editor is fucking good. It's intuitive, powerful,
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and anyone can figure it out. When it's not begging for money
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every 30 seconds, it actually works well.
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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Which makes everything else so much worse. They built
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something people want to use, then turned it into a digital
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slot machine. Every click might trigger a payment request.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
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This is a video editor. Look at it. You've never seen one
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before.
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</h2>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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Like the person who's never used software that doesn't
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constantly beg for money, you have no fucking idea what a
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video editor should be. All you've ever seen are predatory
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apps disguised as creative tools.
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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A real video editor lets you edit videos. It doesn't steal
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your content. It doesn't pop up payment dialogs every 5
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seconds. It doesn't charge you separately for basic features
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that should be free.
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</p>
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</div>
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<div>
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<h2 className="text-3xl font-bold mb-6">
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Yes, this is why we're building our own
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</h2>
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<p className="text-lg mb-6">
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We're not actually saying all video editors should be basic as
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shit. What we're saying is that all the problems we have with
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video editing apps are{" "}
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<strong>ones they create themselves</strong>. Video editors
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aren't broken by default - they edit videos, export them, and
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let you use basic features. CapCut breaks them. They turn them
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into payment processors with video editing as a side feature.
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</p>
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<p className="text-lg">
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<em>"Good software gets out of your way."</em>
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<br />- Some smart motherfucker who wasn't working at CapCut
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</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</main>
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</div>
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);
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}
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